Australian Kiss

The female version of teabagging by squating over someone while they are passed out and kissing them with your lips from down under.

You better take your shoes off or you'll get Australian Kisses.

by KC. Slip April 17, 2009

Australian Toilet

When you take a crap in a girls mouth and then 69 with her (toilets flush backwards in Australia)

I gave your MOm an Australian Toilet

by CJ W July 29, 2007

Australian spirit

The attitude of most Australians:
If it isnt bolted down then steal it, if it is bolted down then vandalise it

The Australian spirit in action:

Jono: "Hey look a free park bench!"

Stevo: "Nah its bolted down. Lets smash it"

by bundybazza January 14, 2009

Australian Selfie

A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.

Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.

by Mail lady Pat May 6, 2018

Australian Porcupine

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass

Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

by Franderson March 18, 2017

australian barbeque

An average spit roast but has to be slow cooked, continuously spinning round

Guy 1: Man can you remember when we had that spitroast last night
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a proper Australian barbeque

by Peogh January 28, 2014

Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal

“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

“Australian missionary is the best!”

by Shablammy October 23, 2019