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Australia is a rip-off of Texas.
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Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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Australia

Satans playground
“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”
by Short bean April 13, 2022
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Australia

First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry

See what I did there
Mate, Australia is fucking nuts
Mate: yeah, lotta cunts there ain’t there?
by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019
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Australia

A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?

Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate

Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
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australia johnston

by Mr.Hann March 12, 2020
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Adelaide: yo! What is this?? This song is straight Australia

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You can also substitute the word for the flag when texting (🇦🇺)
by NonlivingOrganism January 29, 2020
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