First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019
Get the Australia mug.A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
by plz ring 0800foundyourfamily April 22, 2018
Get the Australia mug.A fictional land of mysteries, where people go without their daily lives, just like us, but upsideown. Crime is thought to be quite popular here. This is not so supprising as all you have to do to kill someone in Australia is destroy their "ground harness", a harness attached to, you guessed it, the ground. Since people are upsideown, all you would need to do is destroy their harness and they would launch into space, with no trace left of them. Luckily this place is not real so nobody has to deal with this, but even so, it is a tale.
by WhiteWolf46 November 3, 2018
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Get the Is Zahirah Macwilson moving to Australia Perth? mug.The skin surrounding either a male's or female's genitalia/erogenous zone that is below the waist. It may also be used to refer to the genitalia itself, as well.
by wordsrfun2283 May 5, 2014
Get the Australia mug.The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)
Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
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