A fucking dumbass person. Doesn't know shit. Plays roblox 24/7. He will become your friend and within two days he will ask you out. After 2 weeks you'll be married. Austin will most likely rage atleast 3 times a week. Then after 2 days to 1 week of marriage, he will just leave you then and there. After 2 days he will call you, text you, message you on roblox, call your mom and every single one of your relatives. He probably cheated on you anyway.
Person 1: bro i heard that my sister's boyfriend is a total Austin.
Person 2: no way ! she better leave him.
Person 2: no way ! she better leave him.
by pockyu May 30, 2018
Get the Austinmug. Austin: Definition of Fucking Asshole
by Bobby marko October 24, 2017
Get the Austinmug. Austin is an ugly unloyal boyfriend. He generally looks like a albino chicken. He sucks dick and dates girls to cover up his gayness
by Bitchy ricky November 11, 2017
Get the Austinmug. MAJOR fuckboy/don't EVERY date him/ he will do anything to get a girl to get in bed with him/ if he tells you he loves you then he is lying because he probably told 12 other girls that same night/he is the worst person anyone could date/ he will probably end up being gay anyways, he just wanted sex first
"did you hear? that new kid austin already fucked sarah in the janitor's closet last week"
"oh my goddd austin* 🙄"
"oh my goddd austin* 🙄"
by shhhhh... can't tell March 21, 2017
Get the austin*mug. No matter how gay he is, he will always stay in the closet. He's just like one of the girls, but will deny being gay no matter how many times you ask him. Cusses a lot, and is totally random. Has no rythm, but is extermely popular. :D
by freakingawesomechick. July 19, 2012
Get the Austinmug. Austin is someone who cares very much about his opinions. He is the type of guy to drink all your beer and eat the last slice. Hes's a pain in your ass. When he's around girls he makes other guys look bad, even his friends (which he has none after doing so). He tends to kiss every girl to see if they'll react the way he wants. To sum him up, Austin is a lip hoe who tends to be egocentrical and vindictive.
by ThaMandle December 10, 2015
Get the Austinmug. This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug.