Audible Diarrhea

A term used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant to the ears. Can be used to describe a really terrible song, a bad speech, an annoying voice etc. Sounds like it came out of someone's asshole

"I hate this song. The person singing it sounds like audible diarrhea."

by Suckmytoes_77 April 21, 2023

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by When_ January 6, 2021

audiophobe

one who hates listening to music.

He is a crass audiophobe.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012

Night Auditor

An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.

"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."

by Baalbamoth April 29, 2015

auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

Auditor

The piece of shit in Madness Comabt

Man that auditor is a real asshole

by Meleemaster123 April 25, 2019

Audi

A very nice and generous person that is beautiful and also she is a keeper

Audi Is really nice

by Silas Flynn scherer June 16, 2017