ASHLEE

BITCH SLUT FUCK

WENT TO THE BEACH AND SAW AN ASHLEE TODAY

by DJBDIFVBERUB July 10, 2016

Assless House

Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.

Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!

by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008

assleticism

adj. - the combination of watching sport and admiring the physique of those in competition. Anatomy that would be particularly observed would be that of the chest, buttocks, and crotch of particularly attractive athletes.

Most figure skating spectators come for the assleticism of tight costumes and crotch grab lifts

by Math Major February 16, 2010

Ashlee

she has megg smoul pp and is veryy mummm geyyyyy

did u see dat ashlee

yea she gey

by harrix May 21, 2019

Ashleey

The kind of guy who would take you in a white van and lock you up in a warehouse

Look out for that Ashleey

by Mintycraft2828381 March 10, 2020

ashlee

ashlee is a blonde bitch with small titties. She’s a bloody weirdo and is a fucking tall tree.

woah she has no tits
yeah that’s ashlee

by anonymous May 6, 2018

assley

my good fren also known as antay koa

we no call her assley foa notin its cuz she kick ass

by kele April 6, 2005