Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

by Lipanda March 17, 2018

To pull an Assange

To slip off a condom on purpose.... after express orders have been given to use one (especially when done sneakily and behind a girls back!)

Background: Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder has been accused of taking off his condom after having been asked to use one and has actually been imprisoned and is likely to be extradited to Sweden for this nasty move.

The bastard pulled an Assange on me last night! Now I'll have to get the morning after pill....

He tried to pull an Assange on me! I slapped him in the face....

by ThorValkyre December 29, 2010

assina

When a woman has her ass and vagina penetrated so much and so hard that it tears and becomes one large hole

Miles, i was fucking your mom, mary, so hard last night in both holes. Now she has an assina.

by andrew hale June 20, 2006

assignate

(variations: assignating, assignated, assignator, assignatee)

To take off someone's $3000 designer glasses, wipe your butt with them, and put them back on their face.

"Will someone please assignate this jackass..."

by Josh Bgosh September 12, 2005

assinization

(n) The act of becoming an ass. (v) To assify.
Syn. bitchification

Ex. The man was in a state of assinization because of being an ass to the girl.

by Andrew Al May 11, 2006

assange

(v) To assange means to rape. Related: assanged, assangist, assange them bitches.

Don't walk down that dark lane - you might get assanged.

by the condom wikileaked December 24, 2010

She understood the assignment

When the implied task of let's have sex is understood

When we went to the hotel she understood the assignment.

by Last_OnE_oUT November 14, 2021