In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
“Damn, did you see how smoothly Jake aced that presentation and then charmed the entire board? That dude’s a straight-up assassin in the corporate world.”
by anonymous December 14, 2024
Get the Assassin mug.People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.
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The global financial crisis isn't helping
him much though.
Please check the flyers.
He's offering one million per kill now.
The global financial crisis isn't helping
him much though.
Please check the flyers.
He's offering one million per kill now.
by memeaddictive June 21, 2022
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Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back
Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back
Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin
Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback
Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback
by I’m winning December 4, 2021
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