AP Euro

A secret society/support group for high school students victimized by a complete loss of sleep, breakless stress, and chronic homework. Those that choose to join either scramble for a way out as soon as possible, begging their conselor on their knees, tears welling in their eyes, or they are subjected to this cult of misery and despair, initiated with a tornado of homework and a test they were not prepared to take. You can find these wandering souls in the hallways, but don't worry, most of them aren't ghosts. They just look that way because of all the time they spend sobbing, reading the textbook, and missing sleep. Don't let the pale skin and sunken eyes fool you.

"Welcome to AP Euro. You will at least once about this class by the end of the year."
"I just took my AP test for AP Euro, and I don't know what to do with my life. What was it like before I spent my entire weekends writing five page essays and studying out of the text book?"

by thatAPkid June 7, 2018

ASS-AP

as sexually soon as possible

girl, ur booty so fine! i wanna be in u ASS-AP

by CWash January 11, 2009

AP depression

This is a common type of depression that people seem to get when taking an A.P. class.

This homework is starting to give me AP depression.

by Badger McBadgerson February 28, 2019

AP Gains

Fat cock 69. Captain of the Coruscant police. Enjoys Plo jobs. Legend says he will make you PP bigger if you gamble beat him in a gambling match.

AP Gains stole my ex girlfriend from me :(

by Jerakona August 5, 2021

AP Plague

A terrible disease infecting all high school juniors taking Advanced Placement Language/Composition, or commonly known as APLANG/APLANC/AP English. This rendition comes in many forms, such as:

Type A A-Plague: Having so much work from this class mixed with extra-curriculars and other AP classes to the point that you just don't care and can't muster yourself to do homework.

Type B A-Plague: Being able to care for and only for AP Lang.

Type C A-Plague: Turning into a raged demonic zombie who seeks to chase and kill all souls not enrolled in AP Lang.

Example 1:

Samantha: John, may I copy your dialectical journals and rhetorical analysis for AP Language/Comp?

John: No, I have the AP Plague.

Samantha: >.<

Example 2:

Cody: Let's go play football at the park this weekend and go to this concert!
John: No, I have the A-Plague, I have a timed essay monday, a 3,000 word satire essay due, watch recordings of The Colbert Report to analyze, and annotations for the first half of To Kill A Mockingbird. Then, I have to study for my APUSH test and read all the chapters. Then a physics lab report. Then a mountain of Calc homework. Then economics and spanish tests to study for.

Cody: Your a fucking loser dude.

Example 3:

Jamal: John, are you okay?!?!?
John: "proceeds to bite and devour jamal, the non-AP student"

by jewfro_ballin_dude September 6, 2011

Ape-Shit

to go ape- shit is to go completely crazy, to give up on any logical way to solve a problem and resort to violence.

Oh no you didn't
I Did!
Im gonna go ape-shit on your ass!

by H.V May 22, 2009

Planet of the Apes

A 1967 film by 20th Century Fox Starring Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, and Kim Hunter. This movie was a legendary science fiction film where apes rule over men. This movie won an Honary Academy Award for Outstanding Make-up Achievement. The movie made 4 sequels, 2 TV series and a whole bunch of contrerversy.

have you seen Planet of the Apes?

Ya the one where Apes can talk but humans cant.

Ya that movie had pretty cool make-up didnt it?

Ya it won a record for costing so much money for make-up.

by The Blac God of death June 22, 2004