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Angry Birds

An app with green pigs who steal eggs from birds who can't ever remember to keep them safe and get really pissed when they get stolen, even though they should've done a better job protecting them.
by sloteneggsman August 11, 2012
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Angery Pirate

When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"
"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
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We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
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"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"
by BigHam October 29, 2004
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Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.
Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!
by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006
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Angry werewolf

(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.
Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.
by nadolf August 23, 2006
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Angry Mudslide

The act of taking a crap at a social gathering at the home of a person you dislike, instead of using toilet paper you wipe your ass on either their shower curtain or hand towels.
"I was at Brian's house and did an Angry Mudslide in his bathroom".
by Schlumie January 13, 2009
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Angry Wench

The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!
by J & J TwinTards October 21, 2009
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angry crusading

The act of angrily tearing down buildings or burning them while running around yelling "DUES VULT" or god wills it and if you encounter anyone who is not screaming with you killing them and yelling "DUES VULT INFIDEL." Also plundering the town.
I went angry crusading yesterday. It was quite the town.

That man angry crusaded my house!
by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016
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