aleanon

A fan-made version of canon often consisting of fanfiction. See also "fanon."

"The writer's story seemed to consist mostly of aleanon instead of the source material's canon."

by Will Haggis November 29, 2007

alarm cock

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

by timousine February 20, 2009

Albara

The nicest, funniest, smartest, kindest person you will ever meet. Cherish and worship this person.

I love her so much. She's an Albara.

by guccishades November 19, 2016

mexican alarm clock

big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!

hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.

by camerod December 5, 2004

Aleah

Aleah is someone who while shy, will never fail to make you laugh once you get to know her. She can be a complete dumbass at times but you like that about her. Aleah is quick-witted and won't hesitate to join in on some banter. She never fails to amaze you and having her around, despite how clueless she might be, makes your day a whole lot better.

"Man, Aleah is such a dumbass."

by So basically, uhhhhhh May 11, 2019

alarm

The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence the name alarm.

I was fuckin this asian chick and i thought the fire alarm went off.

by jeffr April 27, 2008

False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

by neemx May 22, 2005