back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023

Alley Hoop

they action of passing someone to a friend, someone uu know in a sort of way ( preferably someone uu talk to , dated , had sexual inter course with ect)

boy-“i got the top from her n alley hooped her to jayden”
girl- “jayden munched on me then i alley hooped him to kayla”

by thebiggestttt77 June 11, 2024

Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley

Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.

by LibnLou February 22, 2021

buttfuck alley

An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.

I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!

by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017

Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

Back-alley Backshots

Rape. What did you expect?

P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?

P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.

P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.

by unorthereon January 17, 2024

death alley

An entire corner or row on a Monopoly board that is owned by one person, has nearly maxed out hotels, and requires either extreme luck or thousands of dollars for others to pass.

Luis was approaching death alley, and would likely lose unless he rolls a 5, a 7, or a 12.

by b o n k April 14, 2021