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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
mugGet the Te va cargar la vergamug.

te koha

A cotton picker with a big schlong dedicated to being Diego’s sex slave.
Time to get te Koha to work!
by tEkAsWaRe November 2, 2021
mugGet the te kohamug.

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<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Te Peligro Te Yo <.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Yo Te Peligro Te Yo <.7.9.7.6.>mug.

chinga te clumba

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba

-Boy (2 years old)
Boy-Chinga te Clumba

Person- What does that mean?

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba
by The random People November 28, 2020
mugGet the chinga te clumbamug.

te gustaron las amburguesas

Frase utilizada cuando no se sabe con qué responder a algo, especialmente cuando se forma un silencio incómodo. Fue originalmente viralizado como captura de un chat de Whatsapp.
-¿Cómo estás?
-Bien
-Me alegro
-...
-...
-te gustaron las amburguesas
by Daiuu June 21, 2020
mugGet the te gustaron las amburguesasmug.

te blood

A statement used to express happiness, especially when good vibrations are in your environment.
izaiah: bro this spliff slaps g im soo fried.
kiyron: te blooddddd!
by Jaqzhino January 29, 2024
mugGet the te bloodmug.

Te wharerarauhe

Craving for Money and Rak*u
Mum: whats wrong?
You: i feel like te wharerarauhe
by Essy bby November 22, 2021
mugGet the Te wharerarauhemug.

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