The ultimate and only correct response to the phrase "cool story bro". If you use this against someone correctly, they'll shit entire houses, much less bricks.
You: I went to the mall the other day and bought the most shitastic pair of vans.
'Friend': Cool story, bro.
You: Pro reply, sis.
'Friend': Haha, that's funn--holy shit... I feel something coming...
You: Yeah, I know you do.
'Friend': Cool story, bro.
You: Pro reply, sis.
'Friend': Haha, that's funn--holy shit... I feel something coming...
You: Yeah, I know you do.
by koicandy August 24, 2011
Jack: Are you sure your shoes are tied correctly?
Mike: yes, i ties them myself.
Jack: they really don’t look like it.
Mike: Go off sis.
Mike: yes, i ties them myself.
Jack: they really don’t look like it.
Mike: Go off sis.
by Krith January 09, 2018
1. A common square dancing move
2. A peanut butter sandwich cookie popularized by the Girl Scouts
3. A western-themed fore- or afterplay game. The man wears a cowboy hat on his erect penis and the woman wears assless chaps. The man has to lie or crouch on the floor with his hands and feet touching the ground at all times, the woman has her hands tied behind her back in a 'lasso'. The goal of the game is to transfer the cowboy hat from the man's penis to the woman's head. This game usually results in anal sex.
2. A peanut butter sandwich cookie popularized by the Girl Scouts
3. A western-themed fore- or afterplay game. The man wears a cowboy hat on his erect penis and the woman wears assless chaps. The man has to lie or crouch on the floor with his hands and feet touching the ground at all times, the woman has her hands tied behind her back in a 'lasso'. The goal of the game is to transfer the cowboy hat from the man's penis to the woman's head. This game usually results in anal sex.
by Bad Girl Scout November 12, 2011
My friend: I was eating 20 burgers yesterday!
Me: Ay si, como no. You couldn't even eat 5 tacos last week.
Me: Ay si, como no. You couldn't even eat 5 tacos last week.
by vargaset April 23, 2019
gai si de wang ba dan = fucking bastard
by Anonymous April 04, 2003
by Anonymous March 15, 2003