Alyssa

they are usually clowns...with big ole head...like really big...like the size of the earth....but times 2.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.
"OMG....that looks like a clown..."
"YUP thats DEFINITELY AN ALYSSA"
by STOPCAPPIN November 04, 2019
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Alyssa

A small chested girl who dating so many people even big or small (Lol) and is dating someone online

"What a weirdo squido"
"At least ur not alyssa,small or flat"
by DynoMain November 13, 2018
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Alyssa

A person who will go behind your back and date your bestfriend since kindergarten
John: did you hear what Alyssa did you James?
James: Yeah she a hoe
by Krusty_Krab_Pizza October 30, 2019
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Alyssa

The name given to an extremely unfaithful, cheating, liar, Grade F women with no moral values. Alyssa is like the rest of women, only worse.
Hey there is Alyssa cheating again!
by John Salchichón June 26, 2021
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alyssa

alysas: wwo i am so crineg

everyone: yea

alyssa cringe
by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020
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Alyssa

She is the best she is so pretty and sweet and is so honest with her mind and she is my everything/boo/ride or die/ wifey/my love/my main I love her 😍 if u see this love u boo
Alyssa is my love
by Hi🔁😂🤣 November 11, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa rly a hoe
by Pussey Pounder 5000 June 14, 2020
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