A selfish bitch. One who will lie to your face to your friends and to anybody else as long as she thinks its in her interest. May be attractive but watch out for her. Shes an awful friend and will most definitely screw you over for a guy if given the opportunity. Without a doubt shes going to end up miserable because she will never learn her lesson. Alyssa doesnt think bout anybody but her self. Shes generally lazy too. and fat.
by noble1234 February 23, 2010
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by A Fuckboy in Time April 13, 2019
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Alyssa is my love
by Hi🔁😂🤣 November 10, 2019
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by DynoMain November 13, 2018
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They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.
by STOPCAPPIN November 4, 2019
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