Alyssa

A selfish bitch. One who will lie to your face to your friends and to anybody else as long as she thinks its in her interest. May be attractive but watch out for her. Shes an awful friend and will most definitely screw you over for a guy if given the opportunity. Without a doubt shes going to end up miserable because she will never learn her lesson. Alyssa doesnt think bout anybody but her self. Shes generally lazy too. and fat.
That bitch is crazy, her names Alyssa.

You keep lying to me like that red faced alyssa girl.
by noble1234 February 24, 2010
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Alyssa

A thot that tries to act innocent. She loves dick and will seek it out. She tries her best to be cute, but really she's just dtf at any time.
Guy 1: "I got rejected again man."
Guy 2: "Just ask Alyssa."
Guy 1: "Bet."
by A Fuckboy in Time April 14, 2019
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Alyssa

they are usually clowns...with big ole head...like really big...like the size of the earth....but times 2.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.
"OMG....that looks like a clown..."
"YUP thats DEFINITELY AN ALYSSA"
by STOPCAPPIN November 04, 2019
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Alyssa

A small chested girl who dating so many people even big or small (Lol) and is dating someone online

"What a weirdo squido"
"At least ur not alyssa,small or flat"
by DynoMain November 13, 2018
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Alyssa

A person who will go behind your back and date your bestfriend since kindergarten
John: did you hear what Alyssa did you James?
James: Yeah she a hoe
by Krusty_Krab_Pizza October 30, 2019
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Alyssa

The name given to an extremely unfaithful, cheating, liar, Grade F women with no moral values. Alyssa is like the rest of women, only worse.
Hey there is Alyssa cheating again!
by John Salchichón June 26, 2021
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alyssa

alysas: wwo i am so crineg

everyone: yea

alyssa cringe
by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020
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