A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.
Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"
by lennyd November 19, 2010
Bum Alley was Mad Classy before they became Mad Classy.
Mad Classy was not a music genre. Mad Classy was not a music venue.
Who were Mad Classy?
Sharkweek, Chango & JE
Where?
at Barcelona bar in Austin Texas back in 2008-2018 every single Sunday night.
The coolest people in Austin at the time could all be found there Sunday nights.
Mad classy took a hole in the wall venue that no one cared about and turned it into THE PLACE to be If you were a producer or artist here for SXSW.
Everyone who got to be a part of that will never forget it. It was something g really special.
Thank you Sharkweek, Chango and JE!
(Aka: Shane Cook, Jason Balle and Justin Emerson) and of course Garrett and Stahl!
Mad Classy was not a music genre. Mad Classy was not a music venue.
Who were Mad Classy?
Sharkweek, Chango & JE
Where?
at Barcelona bar in Austin Texas back in 2008-2018 every single Sunday night.
The coolest people in Austin at the time could all be found there Sunday nights.
Mad classy took a hole in the wall venue that no one cared about and turned it into THE PLACE to be If you were a producer or artist here for SXSW.
Everyone who got to be a part of that will never forget it. It was something g really special.
Thank you Sharkweek, Chango and JE!
(Aka: Shane Cook, Jason Balle and Justin Emerson) and of course Garrett and Stahl!
Check out our first Flyer. “Why does it say Bum Alley?” Because that’s what we were going to go by and we were going to call the event Mad Classy. Mad Classy is the one that stuck.
What are you girls doing tonight?
“Mad Classy of course! Because it’s better then sex” What? Wdym? Is Mad Classy a place? “No. But you should come and just see for yourself. It’s at Barcelona on 6th and Brazos every Sunday night”
Skrillex walked into Barcelona during SXSW hoping Mad Classy would let him play.
Hey, where you going? “I’m going to hang out with Mad Classy and Parson. They are at the Dumpster Rave climbing trees”
What are you girls doing tonight?
“Mad Classy of course! Because it’s better then sex” What? Wdym? Is Mad Classy a place? “No. But you should come and just see for yourself. It’s at Barcelona on 6th and Brazos every Sunday night”
Skrillex walked into Barcelona during SXSW hoping Mad Classy would let him play.
Hey, where you going? “I’m going to hang out with Mad Classy and Parson. They are at the Dumpster Rave climbing trees”
by WhipperSnapper August 11, 2022
He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.
by Bg71112 January 03, 2022
Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...
Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.
An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.
Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.
An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.
Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
by FairyDustEveryWhere October 25, 2017
by toomuchforwords July 02, 2013
by kelloggs h November 05, 2017
Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
by KingPhene February 04, 2024