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Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Alfie Bickerstaff

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.
"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
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Alfie

i like alfies
by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023
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Alfie Chalmers

A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz
Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy
by Floppy404 March 27, 2023
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Alfi Sigmič

Its a sigma version of a singer named Alfi Nipič
Broooo are you a Alfi Sigmič
by Sigmaaaaa June 25, 2024
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Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain
alfie is hot
by your mu July 3, 2024
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Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU
person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
by HarrySmi August 5, 2024
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