alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

Alfie

very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy

did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

Alfie Woolger

A man with attachment issues who often snorts cum to bring his self esteem up.

wow that man is a proper Alfie Woolger.

by Gobbled smack August 24, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment

Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie

Massive cock hates gingers and likes big bobs and fights aliban members for isis

Alfie is a sexy beast with big cock would make me not walk for 3 weeks

by finlay sexy breast April 4, 2022

Alfie

Really cool, but goldfish brain

You are a lot like Alfie.

by eggymintman June 14, 2022