Adam

A boy who likes to lie.
Usually six foot or taller.
Turned down this cute little girl, for an ugly fucking slut.
lies about having sex.
makes potatoes with hot sauce.
blonde,short,curly hair.
large penis.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.. that a girl usually can't stop loving. </3

girl:I had sex with Adam.
friend:No you didn't?Adam said he wouldn't fucking touch you.
girl:Oh:'( I'm not lying.

by the heartbroken one=/ March 19, 2009

Adam

This boy ( may be a girl who knows ) is the Beast of the Ground
he is a mythical creature found to have married many mermaids and has a magical genie called Pooja
It is an amazing thing and a great friend to have, he really manages to make me laugh

Peter: What is that lurking in the bushes?
Nicole: I don't know, it looks like an Adam

by Ahah. October 22, 2008

Adam

An asshole. The type of man who uses naive and impressionable girls for his own personal gain and leaves them emotionally and mentally traumatized. Untrustworthy, heartless, selfish, and uncaring. Doesn't take accountability for his actions and often blames the victim for the abuse.

"Adam hides behind a facade"

by H725H November 15, 2013

The Adam

See Adam Pascal. Rock singer who originated role of Roger in Rent

I just saw The Adam in concert the other day! Damn is he hot.

by liz topaz June 11, 2006

Adam

a short gay guy who sucks dick while standing up.

that guy is such an adam

by @clondoms October 16, 2019

Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.

Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies

by Anonymous Luntik May 6, 2019

Adam

Sucks cock like a pro trash at clash royale and had a his teeth fucked cuz he was gaging to hard on a big ass dick

I don’t wanna be an Adam

by That one arab March 16, 2020