Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

adult-minor

Someone who is legally/biologically a grown adult but consider underage for most activities.

Jim this rum is the best! I know right, to bad mickey can't drink it. Why? He is 18, thierfor an adult-minor.

by Talorade37 July 12, 2023

Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024

adult Peyton

When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.

Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster

by The hampster September 16, 2023

Adult Lego

can be used to either describe AR-15s or PC builds due to their high modularity.

My friend just bought a bunch of components and put it all together into a PC build, man those things are really like adult lego.
My friend just slapped a upper and lower tougher and put a red dot and 45 degree iron sights on it, building guns is like adult lego.

by F-5E Tiger II September 27, 2023

adult arcade

A casino.

Eddy: Wanna go to the arcade?
Kurt: The arcade? Yeah, I wanna go play Pac-Man!
Eddy: No, you bozo! The adult arcade, where you play at the slot machine!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 31, 2023

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024