actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.

"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"

by welcomephsyco May 20, 2023

Well actually

You're a fucking shill who's literally getting paid to a have a fat cock.

Hym "Well actually kill yourself fat cock."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

Actual Clown

Somebody who dresses normal, and thinks their acting normal, but are actually a complete and actual clown

Dude did you see that guy that got stood up by the same girl 4 times in a row? Actual Clown

by Wilkin Fargolve September 8, 2020

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

Actual yum

When your bitch friend Kaylee is actually jealous of your food and not, not listening.

Omg, that food looks yum. Actual yum!

by Nova Kapitola November 8, 2020

I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

The title says it

Reeeeeee I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

by Wezzzzzzkibooiiiiiii June 11, 2020

An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.

No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.

by The one who finally said it May 22, 2020