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whitman stretch

this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
by jc3poopskin October 8, 2011
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Victory Stretch

1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.

2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.
by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015
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Stretching Room

A magical room on WTC campus where amazing friends meet. Most of the time is spent playing spicy uno and talking instead of doing homework.
Hey, let's meet in the stretching room for spicy uno!
by hannahisdumb June 1, 2018
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Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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Stretch

1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.
1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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Rush Inn stretch

To slowly pull and massage your penis in a public restroom
When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch
by Whiskey Ben April 8, 2021
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Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
by BukakeJones April 6, 2017
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