Neil Spong

The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.

Neil Spong gave me an energy pack but then killed me.

by SideAirBag May 17, 2011

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.

Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.

by Coomercrap February 7, 2022

dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017

Calorie Sponge

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy

‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’

by Wheel chair accessible July 5, 2021

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018