no meat pete

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom

Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?

by Big_time_geezer69 December 23, 2016

Coconut Pete

The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".

Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"

There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya

by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015

pete dix

One of the last Albino monkeys known to man, he has angry midget sindrome and should not be approached by any member of the public unless you have weed on you!!

paedophile
albino
gorila
pombear
smurf
pete dix

by whufc til i die March 22, 2012

Sneaky Pete

Sneaky Pete (noun) - when a man, while mounting a woman doggy-style, abruptly and unexpectedly, penetrates her anus.

Man, did she flip out when he slipped her the ol' Sneaky Pete!

by Pablo Van Moses January 10, 2020

Sneaky Pete

during sex the pinky finger goes in a girls ass without them knowing.

E: last night i gave my girlfriend the old sneaky pete

P: That is so wicked

by apeman2000 June 25, 2009

Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.

That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.

by nemo January 23, 2005

Greasy Pete

When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete

I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.

by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010