Potato

Potato is an amazing thing. It describes me, my friends, is potatoes are short yet feisty.

Person 1: Woah! Look how potatothat girl is!
Person 2: I know right!? I'm so jealous of her!

by Crybaby Toska September 7, 2017

Potato

-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?

What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**

by Cheezit the second December 1, 2016

potato

an idiot who doesn't know how to do anything and everyone hates him.

"is that fielding?
"yeah he is such a potato"
"he is a potato i hate him"
"same"
the potato "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019

Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.

Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato

by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.

Potato please or I will murber you.

by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021

Potato

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING VEGETAL EVER, I MEAN GOD, LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKER, IT WILL DEMOLISH YOUR TASTE BUDS, SO WATCH OUT WHEN EATING THAT BADASS VEGTAL

Damn that potato is good!
Holy shit the potato destroyed my taste buds!
Potato...

by PotatoIsTheBest May 6, 2018

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016