penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.
Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.
by Big Daddy Mud Flap February 20, 2016
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crotch mop

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.
by KraigG February 19, 2007
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The Bucket and the Mop

Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.
by buck3tl0v3r January 14, 2023
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Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
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Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
by SocksScandals March 15, 2019
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ink mop

And ink mop is a handmade graffiti marker. It's designed to make wide graffiti tags that drip ink. The most common ink mop would be the NYC Mop. It's normally made with an empty deodorant container...then ink is added and the tip (nib) is made from a strip of felt, like felt from a chalkboard eraser. These markers originated from New York City, during the graffiti epidemic on the New York City subways.
I bombed the entire subway car with my graffiti tag, using my ink mop.
by Razar1 October 12, 2015
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WAP Mop

A slightly thick mustache that rest a top of a mans upper lip, that acts as a mop for the pussy juice that is created when he munches a ladies sweet pink pussy
Hey girl the mustache ride is just the appetizer I’m gonna finish you off with a go around with my WAP Mop!
by RCHammer0489 March 26, 2021
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