Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015

wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

Shit mop

When you have puffy hair and it looks like a shit mop

Shot up kadaisha with your shit mop on your head

by Nobody_knows 2021 June 2, 2021

rubber mop

A mop that is rubber

Wow that mop is made of rubber, making it a RUBBER MOP

by IHaveALotOfFriends July 6, 2017

The Bucket and the Mop

Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.

“He’s got the Bucket and the Mop,

Travis is the WAP.”

by buck3tl0v3r January 13, 2023

penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.

Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.

by Big Daddy Mud Flap September 6, 2016