Simp

An overly sympathetic being towards feelings and desires in which the energy isn’t reciprocated.

General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.

John leaves his work to bring Isabella lunch daily. He leaves her a note everyday telling her something he enjoys about her. Isabella pays the note little to no mind, and simply thanks him in a text. This alone motivates John to continuously keep bringing her lunch. Meanwhile, he is taking unnecessary breaks giving her attention and energy which isn’t being returned. John is a SIMP.

by Cxmb August 13, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020

simp

Squirrels In My Pants.

episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning

by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020

Simp

The unfortunate top laners of the League of Legends community who have the ill will to face LarryBigBrain in game, where they will indubitably be daddied.

The population of simps has dwindled to near extinction due to the efforts of Daddy Gnar in purging them from existence

by SimpSlayer April 30, 2020

Simp

A guy or girl who ditches the lads or lasses for the hoes ( male or female)

That guy James he’s such a simp

by Fredski April 12, 2020

Simp

Seth

My name is Seth I am a simp

by Seth switch April 29, 2020

Simp

Verb. 1.)To leave the boys on a night of gaming for a girl.

2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.

3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.

John: “Where’s James?”
Nathan: “Probably off simping again.”

by mwise723 March 30, 2020