like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2016

pick a teapot

Another way to tell another person to have a cone/bong

“Oi Sarah, it’s your turn to pick a teapot”

by QueenOfCats7 March 5, 2018

pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017

PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus

I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

by jjackson74 September 27, 2012

if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

by Scherette May 15, 2018

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022