phil mbakogu

the greastest football player hayward has ever seen. half man half gurrilla

that nigga Phil Mbakogu will murk yo ass nigga

by thirst February 06, 2004

phil elvrum

to contort oneself wildly, esp. while on stage playing steel drum

also: to enjoy donuts

wow, did you see how that guy phil elvrum'd up there? i thought he was having a seizure

what a phil elvrum! i can't believe how fast he ate those donuts and then talked to us about how great they were for like, 15 minutes... that was creepy, actually

by ryukosuru April 14, 2004

phil lester

an actual ray of sunshine

person 1: have you heard of phil lester?
person 2: yes! his smile outshines the sun

by chippyrat October 31, 2018

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 28, 2019

Full Phil

When you get too drunk and ruin the night

Last night I went 'Full Phil'

by Hugo Gonzales July 21, 2018

phil plait

God

Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<

by jAkE pAuL mErCh LiNk In BiO April 18, 2019

necro-phil

A term used to describe a creepy man with a sexual attraction towards corpses, that happens to go by some sort of variant of the name Philip, such as Phil, Rapey-Phil, Philomina or Princess Philly. Not to be confused with the term Pedo-Phil which instead describes a Philip's attraction towards children. The two terms however are rarely mutually exclusive.

dude, totally saw Necro-Phil hangin at the graveyard today

by kklleeiioo May 23, 2014