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Joey

One of the gayest kids ever. He always is trying to hook up with boys. But he can be sweet hearted and kind.
Man says: Oh that kid Joey was so fun to hook up with last night.
by Idk123490 March 6, 2019
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Joey

A much cooler and better looking version of a Sergio.
Chick 1: damn! Look at that Sergio!

Chick 2: no girl, that ain’t a Sergio, that’s a Joey! He 10 times the yummy!
by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
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Some jerk who likes to prank ppl on YT. Also known as Joey Salads.
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damn he is so joey
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hey, your joey
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A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.

2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.

3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...

4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022
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Gay men that surround and fall in love with only straight men.
He's a joey so if you're gay you have no chance with him.
by dlall82 November 6, 2014
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