marriage 15

when a newly-married person (usually female) gains 15 lbs soon after the wedding--often not working out and eating too much. similar term is "freshman 15" for first year college students.

- omg, have you seen Katie's ass lately?

- oh yeah, she's put on the marriage 15.

by jumbonian February 24, 2011

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February 15

Only the best day ever. Only super awesome people were born on this day. ngl but these people are mostly always slight nerds but that’s ok. So on February 15, say happy birthday to me pls

Me: y’all know what day it is??!!
My friends: ummm February 15??
Me: anything else?
My friends: uhhh nope that’s about it
Me: wow you guys forgot about my birthday

My friends: no we are just kidding. Here are all of your presents. Happy birthday!!

by fuyuhiko'swife November 14, 2019

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Quiet 15

A masturbation session

He's in his room. Probably having a quiet 15.

by Greer August 10, 2004

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September 15

The day the stupidest funniest dumbest bitch was born.

Guy 1: yo! When’s yo girls birthday.
Guy 2: September 15!
Guy 1: umm

by Siana mae February 22, 2021

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5/15

The term 5/15 has a correlation much like that of 4/20. 4/20 is a term originated from a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, United States in 1971.The teens would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue and the day is nationally known as national pot smokers day. A small town called Tell City High School, in Indiana began this tradition a few years back. There was nothing to do in the small suburban town so when the athletic practice would get out (at 5:00) or if there was a football game or basketball game that started at 5:30 all the jocks and the cool kids would go to the parking lot at 5:15 to drink alcohol. The same group of kids and other followers of this counter cultural type practice that arent interested in smoking weed on 4/20 now get together on 5/15 (May 15) and get plastered.

Steve: Hey man you ready for 5/15, its coming up in a few days?
John: Am I ready? I have two half gallons of captain morgan, imma be folded like a lawn chair.

by Batman Smith April 17, 2010

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