Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!
by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024
by Tjklkj May 09, 2022
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
by Bezo7248 February 26, 2023
1. Being able to find anything whenever you need it even though your room or house is a total wreck.
2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.
2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.
by gm12 September 22, 2013
Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 12, 2022
The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023