July 17

It’s National Lottery Day!!

Friend: I wish I could do the lottery
Me: Yea you could because todays July 17th

by quotesxbymee March 27, 2022

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February 17

February 17 is the day to ask out the girl that you’ve been crushing on for months or years.

1:wanna go out?
2:Why now?
1:ITS February 17

by Yellownote February 11, 2022

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June 17

National show your arch day

“Why’d you send me a picture of you arching”
“Its June 17 duhh”

by Lil Mac chicken June 17, 2021

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October 17

Gay day

Be as gay as possible and still be straight

He slapped my as on gay day

October 17=gay day

by October 17 is fun October 16, 2019

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October 17

a day for forgiveness, second chances,

"Hey, Fred it's October 17th!"
"Okay what does that mean?"
" October 17th is a day for forgiveness and also second chances, so make amends."

by Heavy mama October 17, 2019

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People born on this day are immune to all spider poison and venom. They can eat spiders if they so choose and nothing will happen to them. If someone born on october 17 recommends spiders to you, do Not act on the recommendation. You may not be immune.

"Hey wanna try out this new spider place?"
"Sure bro, but wait, what day were u born on?"
"Oh October 17, why?"
"Oh sorry bro I can't. I'm not immune to spiders. Maybe ask your twin or something."
"Oh not again!"

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019

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