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Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....
by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020
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mile day

“oh. mr (sorry sorry captain) fucshetti, is wearing his special stance socks. must be mile day!”
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Miles AG

Miles AG is everything you could ever want in a black king. He has the locs, big lips, beautiful brown eyes, big hands for grabbing ass, and a fat juicy ass of his own. His soft silky voice makes you want to cum BUCKETS upon hearing it. He is eye candy for both men and women. He is funny, intelligent, hard working, and all around perfect. Lets not forget his unmatched skills in the bedroom. After a night with Miles Giddings, sex with anyone else just feels stale and boring. No one can compare to his mastery of foreplay. His large smooth hands make you feel like you're floating when they are inside you . His plump lips feel like marshmallows as they slowly kiss every crevice of your body. His massive cock that just always knows how to hit the right spots. Miles AG really is one of a kind.
I just had the night of my life with Miles AG
by P. Hestings September 10, 2022
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Delaware mile

A unit of distance that is anywhere between a kilometer and a standard mile.
The exit numbers on this highway are in Delaware miles.
by AnonymousPatcher July 17, 2014
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miles lee

1. nerd
2. prepubescent

3. hottie thottie mcflurry
4. stupid
5. tiny pp
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Miles Bridges

A mix of surprise and disappointment

(When you beat the absolute fuck out of your wife in front of the kids because she made your chicken grilled instead of fried)
Bro you totally Miles Bridges that girl.

I saw her about to drown the 3rd kid so I Miles Bridged her
by Mr. Krabs hehe July 2, 2022
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Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.
Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.
by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015
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