Nap fog

The dazed, weak, or unsteady feeling experienced after an ill managed nap.

"Topher rose unsure of the date and time, his nap fog heavy after an afternoon snooze. It followed him around for the next 30 minutes as he reacquainted himself with the day"

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 13, 2021

Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

by Jrodjr November 7, 2020

nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.

Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch

by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016

The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time

1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap

by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017

Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.

Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."

by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023

Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.

Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!

by The Lukester October 19, 2010

lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.

I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.

by Loco007 October 14, 2017