A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.
Landon k is so cute
by Queersforlife October 07, 2023
Renember one time you wanted to be with your fave kpop idol and failed so you tried to pleasure yourself with that juicy kpop idol nody pillow/tweet?
by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs June 10, 2024
oh. k den
by bakatoast.. October 09, 2020
ok
k den
k den
by coolgamerchazz69 June 09, 2020
K-razy is a small gang of cool gangsters who go thrill seeking and breaking the law. They have had many girls chasing them about trying to hit them up in dms. They are all funny and good looking except from anyone called Michael whose forehead is like megamind. Breaking the rules is not a problem for them as they are fast, stealthy and normally have a few tough guys in their group(Josh and olly).
by TheGentlemanMemeMan December 21, 2018
When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.
Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.
“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”
Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.
“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”
Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.
by illinoishorrorman March 11, 2018
A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025