Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Wet spaghetti

A person that typically can't handle being criticized or insulted & cries easily.

OR
An individual that you want to throw against a wall & beat the shit out of.

Me: Ugh, Shehzeen is effing wet spaghetti

T: Didn't we agree her nickname was diarrhea stain??

by P1nx__ December 4, 2023

Wet $20

When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.

Upon leaving the bar, I was offered a Wet $20.

by Koho23 August 28, 2018

Wet Mile Club

Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski

While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.

by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021

Wet

One who is as gay as TB Pulsevibes. One who listens to music all day in a car. One who is one with the music and pulse vibes (Event planning) #wettiest #TipsyWetBrothers

I am one of the most wettest wets in the world #letsrollarollie #Sundayguaragevibes

by Wetvibes November 1, 2018

Wet Slubbing

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.

Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.

by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021

Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).

Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?

by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020