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Potato

Noun A rich or powerful person
The mayor owns half the town, he's the big potato.
by 3PIKC gaemr October 23, 2023
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potato PC

A derogatory term for a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications, such as Android Studio for Flutter development. Using a Potato PC often leads to frustrating performance issues, even causing you to fail your Mobile Programming course.
I tried to build my first Flutter app on my Potato PC, but it crashed every five minutes, and that's how I ended up with an F in my Mobile Programming class!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.
Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.
by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015
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ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"
"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly
by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021
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Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
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sweaty potato

a girl who thinks shes ugly and she is expecially when its hot outside
dude : bro kayla is a sweaty potato
bruh : totally
by Banananananassss August 21, 2017
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Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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