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STRAIGENDER

A straight person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who is exclusively attracted to their own gender.
Example Sentences:

“Bro, I caught feelings for a lesbian.”
“Damn… you’re Straigender.”

“I keep liking gay guys, why is this happening?”
“Nothing’s wrong. You’re just Straigender.”
by Melokuhle_D November 14, 2025
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straight house

Yo, Jimmys got the straight house. lets drink tonight boys.
by seggyback123 November 20, 2025
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Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed
“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”
by Reddycolt December 28, 2025
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Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.
Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"
by NinaPetite May 8, 2009
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Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)
Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009
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Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.
I just gave you a birthday straightlike.
by richardtation August 10, 2012
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