when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the five second rulemug. A rule of thumb is a general guideline or basic principle that people use based on experience, not an exact rule or law.
The origin of the phrase likely comes from using the thumb as a quick measuring tool (about an inch wide)
The origin of the phrase likely comes from using the thumb as a quick measuring tool (about an inch wide)
by soph2018392 September 8, 2025
Get the Rule of thumbmug. A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.
“Why didn’t he come to training today.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
by Que Bola Asere January 9, 2024
Get the Rumple Minze Rulesmug. when in an IRC chat room, the moderator bans you for whatever reason he pleases(usually a good one though)
by JP189512 July 23, 2014
Get the rule 7'dmug. Here are the rules:
- help all fallen slammers up.
- dont hit fellow slammers in private areas.
- no spine shots, rabbit punches, or blind sides.
- no slamming heads.
- after breaking three of these rules your thrown out.
These are the rules.
- help all fallen slammers up.
- dont hit fellow slammers in private areas.
- no spine shots, rabbit punches, or blind sides.
- no slamming heads.
- after breaking three of these rules your thrown out.
These are the rules.
by Mush face June 29, 2009
Get the Downingtown slamming (rules)mug. a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.
by pat July 13, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
Get the Rules for thee but not for memug.