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Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.
Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
by ledar August 3, 2021
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Out of pocket

When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.
Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.
by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021
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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.
Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket
by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021
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Hot pocket

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.
by Faranani February 19, 2022
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Pocket Steak

A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel
Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up
by KKfrycook February 22, 2022
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Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.
That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!
by Billlee February 24, 2022
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Chocolate pocket

by Stinker1311 February 28, 2022
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