pus wet

When trying to make your hair look wet.

I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.

by Kilkillakam January 5, 2017

wet pace

When Josh solemnly walks out into the rain. Not looking behind him or saying a word. Probably thinking about something mundane and uninteresting…

Person 1: Hey look its a wet Pace!
Person 2: Hey your right Person 1, that sure is a wet Pace!

by Ernald Grotti January 27, 2017

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020

wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021