big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 10, 2024

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.

"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."

by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 13, 2017

savage video birds

Birds that ruin you video

All of the kids: Lets make a video!

Okay!

3 seconds later...

savage video birds come in and mess up recording.

F**K YOU BIRDS!

by sHadybo1 April 22, 2020

Migratory Birds

A flock of young women from 'op North' who have migrated south, often for educational purposes and can often be observed squawking around bars in the middle of winter wearing little or no observable clothing.

I'm glad I wore my hat, coat and scarf tonight - it must be minus 5 out. Have you seen the flock of migratory birds flapping around the Oracle riverside? I don't know how they survive!

by lethalonion December 07, 2010

Twirly Birds

A Middle Georgia term meaning : An individual under the influence of, or will do anything to get methamphetamine.

Ex. 1
Jim- hey, look at T.W. over there...
Dante- haa yeah I see him over there Twirlin' that bowl.
Ex. 2...
T.W- Hey man! Where's the twirly?!

Frank- Idk I just told you that..

(10mins later) T.w. - Ay Frank where's the Bird at?

Ex 3...
Jacob- hey! dad the boats gone!..
Dad- Its must have been them gott damn Twirly Birds...

by young.certified August 07, 2012

Munch like a bird

when you get high as a bird and eat someone out

Cooper Munch like a bird on me

by RosaParksFan74 August 30, 2023