1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
by red circle July 23, 2025
Get the Jesus Hairmug. A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke
John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “
by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018
Get the Jesus Schoolmug. Jesus is a dumbass he likes Rylie but won’t admit it he has orange hair and looks like ginger overall he is in love with Rylie
by I do t know November 24, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A fictional character who is the figure head of the Christian faith. One of 4,200 religions here on planet earth. There is absolutely no historical evidence at all that he ever existed. None. Jesus didn't die on a cross as it is physically impossible to nail a human to a crucifix and that human defeat gravity. Jesus was not born without his father impregnating his mother, that is completely impossible and goes against anything science and medicine tells the human race today. Jesus and his cultists do not believe in science or medicine. Logic and common sense are also viewed as an attack on "faith" which allows his followers, especially here in the States of America, to cry and bitch about ANYONE who disagrees with their infantile bullshit. Jesus was invented so that Christians could control other humans, especially women. This is also a common thread in almost all religions which not only degrade women, it allows wars to be fought in his name killing millions of non combatants and blaming other religions for being somehow wrong. Catholics use Jesus to rape and sexually assault under age boys by the tens of thousands while their supposed conduit to "heaven" turns a blind eye to the cancer. They would rather murder women for getting an abortion than stop all of the pedophiles infesting their church. Jesus is also a grift for churches here in the States of America.
Soldier 1: Oh man, that was a close one! That almost hit me!
Soldier 2: Jesus fucking christ that was close!
Some zealot: Do you have Jesus in your heart?
Poor bastard: No it's blood. Who the fuck is Jesus?!
Joel Osteen: Jesus has a plan for you!
My asshole: Joel, go fuck yourself you goddamn Jesus grifter!!
Soldier 2: Jesus fucking christ that was close!
Some zealot: Do you have Jesus in your heart?
Poor bastard: No it's blood. Who the fuck is Jesus?!
Joel Osteen: Jesus has a plan for you!
My asshole: Joel, go fuck yourself you goddamn Jesus grifter!!
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 28, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
Get the Jesus Piecemug. 1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017
Get the Jesus Apexmug. by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022
Get the Jesusmug.