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household ex

When your parents loved your ex so much that he’s literally kinda part of the family. They sometimes even invite him whenever they make plans.
Scott Disick has been part of the Kardashian’s family for so long, even though he broke up with Kourtney.

He’s such a household ex
by sawitontiktok January 5, 2023
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House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses
That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings
by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023
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House Becky

A leftist white woman who constantly defends unsavoury and/or racist black behaviour constantly, rejects her own culture and will always be there to condescendingly explain why we shouldn't hold the black community accountable.
Asian protestor: Well, I really think we need to hold the black community accountable for their role in Asian hate crimes.

House Becky: Nah, white supremacy is the reason that black people go around killing and assaulting Asian people.
by Fuckblackracism March 27, 2023
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HouseBroken

"HouseBroken" is an animated series that takes an irreverent look at human behavior through the lens of animals. The animals' search for meaning often leads them on wild adventures, far away from the cushy confines of domestic pet life. Honey, a standard poodle, leads the group, encouraging them to confront their issues. The animals include Shel, a sex-positive tortoise with intimacy issues and a knack for choosing unconventional partners; Tabitha, an aging Persian cat beauty queen who is trying to adjust to life off the cat show circuit; The Gray One, a street smart cat who lives with about 30 other cats and has his one eye on Tabitha; Chico, a chonky, co-dependent cat who is in an unhealthy relationship with his neglectful owner; Diablo, a sweater-wearing, anxious terrier with OCD tendencies; Max, a social-climbing Hollywood pig formerly owned by George Clooney; and Chief, a dopey St. Bernard who lives with Honey and enjoys tormenting squirrels and licking himself.
Just watched housebroken for the first time last night.
by Iamlilwoofy May 29, 2023
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House of Pain

A little past supper-time
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?
Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.
by Death Menace June 13, 2023
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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
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House of Odd

the third graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released March 20, 2012.
House of Odd title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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