jack fuck

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake

The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

crazy fuck

1) a very dark, twisted, and bizarre individual( perverse personalities,people who laugh for no reason incessantly, people with destructive tendencies, and people who just seem naturally drunk/high without the use of substances to get that way) are very good examples of this

" In every group of friends there's always the crazy fuck"

by lazyt March 7, 2009

fucking skank

Some dumb piece of ass that does not like my new haircut. Won't be going home with me or my boys.

I was at a club last night and this fucking skank didn't like my new haircut.

by Eddy S. January 3, 2008

skull fuck

1.the act of grabbing a partner's skull and putting your dick in their mouth, grabbing their skull and holding it still, therefore having sex with their skull.
2. a variation of face fuck

"As she was giving me head, she didn't go down deep enough on me, so i skull fucked her instead."

by Razr August 25, 2005

Fuck Wit

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"

by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005

A Cluster Fuck

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.

Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.

by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006

tummy fuck

An extremely well-endowed man can "tummy fuck" a girl by penetrating her vagina so deeply he pushes into her cervix. The penis must be abnormally long, and women say that the deep thrust feels like it's in their stomach--thus "tummy fuck."

"Sara likes it when I tummy fuck her with my 8.5".

by Dan9 January 2, 2007