dick juggler

A woman that sleeps with and dates lots of men at once. Usually has a boyfriend yet sleeps around with other men as well. A woman that relies upon nefarious means to string along the men she sleeps with. AKA A Dick Juggler.

That woman Samantha has like 5 boyfriends.She is a champion Dick juggler.

by Jimminey Cricket April 11, 2017

MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017

dick tak

Kinda self explanatory (small penis)

P1: "Yo, I hooked up with Brian last night"
P2: "Was he big ;)"
P1: "Nah he had a dick tak"

by Senic The Edgehog June 14, 2017

carpet dick

When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.

Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!

by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017

dick or treat

X-rated version of trick or treat. Part of Halloweenie festivities.

Bobo had a blast dick or treating with all the slutty costumed chicks this Halloweenie.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017

Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.

Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!

by Druusuuks November 6, 2017