Jelly cream pie

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.

I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies

by BFrick January 26, 2021

Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024

Ice-cream rain

Ice cream falling from the sky.....

Look at the rain Jordan it tastes like ice cream........ OMG.... it's .. ice-cream rain

by ZeroDoesWordsGood September 6, 2017

Ice cream

A diarrhea causing food due to lactose content

Man I should not have eaten that ice cream

by LactoseIntolerant3000 January 14, 2025

Bobbing for Cream

The act of giving a blow job.

I get so sick of bobbing for cream; it seems like that's all Bill wants anymore ...

by Torgprom December 2, 2010

ice cream

when you engage in sexual intercourse with ice, and it creams in your mouth.

damn. fred gave me ice cream last night. feelin good.

by xxxegirluwuxd June 23, 2021

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023