Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Top Slosher

Top slosher an admirable and desirable title .

Only the best of the worst deserve this title; So bad you're so good at it.

Can be defined in many ways- drunkard slosher , sloppy slosher, total slosher , queen slosher and Top slosher. The definitions appear in ranking order.

Not to be used in a derogatory term.

Look at that slosher

What a slosher

Top slosher!

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 18, 2019

Top

head

Dude she gives the best top.

by anonymous June 29, 2018

Rida top dog

It’s an IDOT which is a dog but a humon.its a new spieces.The top dog.The tecnacal term for IDOT.

I am acting like a RIDA top dog.

by RIDA TOP DOG September 22, 2020

Spin the top

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.

Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?

by mehh? January 27, 2012

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019