Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022

Titty Starvation

A rare condition a man gets from a lack of titty pics, can be life threatening.

oh man he’s aboutta die from titty starvation

by generalback December 25, 2020

Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 13, 2018

supple titties

What your dad leaves in the dryer for you to take out after your Zoom class

Yo bruv I got to go get my dads supple titties out of the dryer, he left them in there.

by CBT Monoxide October 21, 2020

Titty Tuesday

One Free Titty Pic From ANYONE (can be a guy if ur a faggot)

can only be used on April 27th

Crispy: Its TITTY TUESDAY!!
RandomGuy: Whats that
Crispy: Titty Pic From ANYONE

by CrispyTheMemeLordLol April 23, 2021

tan titties

When yo girl gets back from vacation and has been making every beach an illegal nudie beach, for the purpose of tannin Dem titties.

I just got a snap from my girl on vacay, she's got them tan titties now. Hope she doesn't get arrested.

by Jenna_Taila May 13, 2020

Brunch Titties

Eating Brunch at a classy establishment while staring at strippers.

I have an idea, let’s go down to Cheetah’s for some Brunch Titties!

by Downtown Lee February 18, 2022